Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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