he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
handjob tips. give me some.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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