Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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