I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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