Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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