Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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