Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
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