gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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