i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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