BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
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ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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