Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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