you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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I love having hate sex.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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