In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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