5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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