Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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