Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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