I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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