I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?