Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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