i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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