He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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