you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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