haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Four minutes until I can fart!
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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