dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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