You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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