I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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