i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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