didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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