I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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