sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
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part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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