butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
When did angry sex become our thing?
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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