they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
sex in a hospital.. check
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm like, not good at living.
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