i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
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We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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