my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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