talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.