so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Redeem this text for a blowjob
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?