i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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