At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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