You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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