You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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