guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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