the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
you never un-have a 4some
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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