Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
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I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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