Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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