I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
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