Well apparently he's into motor boating.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
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Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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