dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
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the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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