i think i have two assholes
bring money and cleavage
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
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I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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