they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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