when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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