Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
We got so high we made milksteak
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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