I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
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Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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