I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
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Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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