we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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