I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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